Ripping Off Breath of the Wild (and why more games should)Is Genshin Impact just a rip off of Breath of the Wild? No. But should it be? Yes.Oct 2, 2020Oct 2, 2020
Eldritch Horror is a narrative game where things just Happen™.Eldritch Horror is a board game by Fantasy Flight games set in their own version of the “Cthulhu Mythos”, the fictional playground of…Sep 14, 2020Sep 14, 2020
Losing Control With Alan WakeImagine if you will a writer. A man whose trade is in the written word. A man who lies professionally for an audience. A man who twists…Sep 13, 2020Sep 13, 2020
Murdered: Soul Suspect — Or “The Police Are So Incompetent They Have To Die Before They’ll Solve A…When you die, they say your life flashes before your eyes. All of your regrets, all your triumphs. The people you love coming into your…Aug 15, 2020Aug 15, 2020
es Sometimes a family can be a teenage girl, her brother, a handful of orphans, and thousands upon…(I’m putting the sales pitch a little early here because I’ve just been suspended from Twitter again and I’m really not in a good place in…Mar 4, 2020Mar 4, 2020
Four Evangelion Hot TakesThis is a bit different from the usual essays where I spend a week playing a game and then three weeks agonizing over what to say, and…Aug 3, 2019Aug 3, 2019
Sinking My Teeth into VampyrThe year is 1918. A man crawls out of an unmarked mass grave with the other victims of the Spanish Flu that ravages London while a war…Jun 19, 2019Jun 19, 2019
The Politics of Metal Gear Rising: Revengence, or, “It’s easy to pull yourselves up by your…“[Armstrong’s] motivations kind of had me sighing. I don’t think Platinum was looking to get political with Rising however obviously it’s…Mar 30, 20195Mar 30, 20195
Assassin’s Screed IIWelcome back to Assassin’s Screed, the only place on the internet where someone tells you their opinions about video games. We’ve been…Feb 28, 2019Feb 28, 2019
Assassin’s Screed: LineageIn 2016, Ubisoft put its yearly release of an Assassin’s Creed game on hold (except for Assassin’s Creed Chronicles: China, Russia, and…Jan 4, 20191Jan 4, 20191